It was once mentioned in KI class, something about the three conditions for the acquisition of knowledge. I’m not sure who the ”utterer” (or “farter”, as we call it) was (it could even be myself, lol) but they are as follows:
Let S be the piece of knowledge in question:
- Can I know S?
- How can I acquire S?
- Do I really want to know S?
After the end of this very lengthy introduction to the introduction to myself, I will fulfill the first two criteria for you, with no extra cost, other than having made you read through all the above esoteric and wholly uninteresting verbiage. Of course, fulfilling the third criterion is at your own behest, so now, we have come to the point where you have to answer the million dollar question:
Do you really want to know something about me? Take the time it takes to scroll down to the next sentence to contemplate, but be forewarned, it doesn’t take very long.
If you do, then read on. If not, press the keys marked ALT and F4 on your keyboard simultaneously with your phalanges or any other objects that can and will exert a net downwards force on these two keys, and you’ll save a lot of time that would be otherwise wasted learning about me. Good, that was a 223-word, no, 225-word… wait now it’s 229-word, ah, some integer number-of-words build-up.
OK, so now about me. Hi, I’m currently a first year Physics major at the National University of Singapore, who spends way too much time wondering whether he what to do next, and too little time doing it. I find Physics about as exciting as watching someone getting his tooth pulled, USP itself is as exciting as the excitement the dentist gets and life outside Physics (and USP) as exciting as the tooth itself. Keep the imagery you get out of the aforementioned similes to yourself.
There’s almost nothing else about me you can’t infer about me, that you can’t infer from the text so far. Quirky sense of humour, a tendency to lace any conversation with highly academic stuff and over-complicate simple descriptions, overly verbose, slightly condescending, grammatically meticulous and is intelligent (and/or unintelligent and/or crazy) enough take Physics as a major and USP too. I’m also a rather passive person, and has way more inertia than his mass can account for. Lastly, excuse me for the slight social ineptness, bluntness, frankness and the somewhat uncontrollable bursts of emotions at times.
That is all, feel free to reread the whole thing again if you free or think that there is a secret message hidden between the lines revealing my unknown-to-others girlfriend’s name, or something covert of that nature. If you are not that free, or don’t believe that I’m as free as to play the Da Vinci Code games with you, go back to the main page by clicking…
